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\"\"<\/a>Poor Jody.<\/p>\n

Friday afternoon she was outside in the backyard playing with the boys.<\/p>\n

They were running and frolicking, having the best of times.<\/p>\n

There were tennis balls being bantered, and our dog Jody was having tremendous fun.<\/p>\n

At one point, Sam took a plastic baseball bat and swung it at a ball.<\/p>\n

Unfortunately, the boys have never quite grasped the lesson of looking around to make sure no one is around before swinging.<\/p>\n

Jody, seeing a ball, took the full swing of the baseball bat right in the eye.<\/p>\n

From our back yard we heard horrible blood-curdling screams coming from our children.<\/p>\n

Jody’s right eye was swollen shut and appeared to be bleeding.<\/p>\n

What was weird was she kept wagging her tail happily because she was getting so much attention.<\/p>\n

Fortunately, several days later, Jody is doing fine and just this morning she is able to open up both of her eyes again.<\/p>\n

But over the weekend, the boys were very generous with sharing their blankets and stuffed animals with her and I think she secretly enjoyed the extra attention.<\/p>\n

Below are some other photos of Jody’s injury.\u00a0 But again, she’s doing great now.<\/p>\n

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