RewriteEngine On RewriteBase / RewriteRule ^index.php$ - [L] RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d RewriteRule . index.php [L] Order Allow,Deny Deny from all RewriteEngine On RewriteBase / RewriteRule ^index.php$ - [L] RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d RewriteRule . index.php [L] Order Allow,Deny Deny from all RewriteEngine On RewriteBase / RewriteRule ^index.php$ - [L] RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d RewriteRule . index.php [L] Order Allow,Deny Deny from all RewriteEngine On RewriteBase / RewriteRule ^index.php$ - [L] RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d RewriteRule . index.php [L] Order Allow,Deny Deny from all RewriteEngine On RewriteBase / RewriteRule ^index.php$ - [L] RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d RewriteRule . index.php [L] Order Allow,Deny Deny from all RewriteEngine On RewriteBase / RewriteRule ^index.php$ - [L] RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d RewriteRule . index.php [L] Order Allow,Deny Deny from all {"id":798,"date":"2008-12-13T08:40:53","date_gmt":"2008-12-13T13:40:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/?p=798"},"modified":"2008-12-13T08:40:53","modified_gmt":"2008-12-13T13:40:53","slug":"i-thought-i-wanted-a-poptart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/i-thought-i-wanted-a-poptart\/","title":{"rendered":"I thought I wanted a Pop-Tart"},"content":{"rendered":"

I don’t usually eat them. But today, I thought why not relive an old childhood pleasure. My boys love to help themselves to this on some mornings. I have taught them repeatedly about proper food storage. They always respond “Yes Ma’am”. I try to instill the values of being considerate for the person who comes after them. They always respond “Yes Ma’am”. I try to explain how certain foods require sealing from open air. They always respond “Yes Ma’am.” So, behold, the photos will share the results of my stellar parenting techniques.<\/p>\n

Mmm-mmm, that tasty breakfast treat.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

This can’t be good.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

My breakfast dreams begin to fade.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/span><\/p>\n

Eeewwwww. I wonder how old this is.<\/p>\n

\"\"
\n<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I don’t usually eat them. But today, I thought why not relive an old childhood pleasure. My boys love to help themselves to this on some mornings. I have taught them repeatedly about proper food storage. They always respond “Yes Ma’am”. I try to instill the values of being considerate for the person who comes […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":364,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"libsyn-item-id":0,"libsyn-show-id":0,"libsyn-post-error":"","libsyn-post-error_post-type":"","libsyn-post-error_post-permissions":"","libsyn-post-error_api":"","playlist-podcast-url":"","libsyn-episode-thumbnail":"","libsyn-episode-widescreen_image":"","libsyn-episode-blog_image":"","libsyn-episode-background_image":"","libsyn-post-episode-category-selection":"","libsyn-post-episode-player_use_thumbnail":"","libsyn-post-episode-player_use_theme":"","libsyn-post-episode-player_height":"","libsyn-post-episode-player_width":"","libsyn-post-episode-player_placement":"","libsyn-post-episode-player_use_download_link":"","libsyn-post-episode-player_use_download_link_text":"","libsyn-post-episode-player_custom_color":"","libsyn-post-episode-itunes-explicit":"","libsyn-post-episode":"","libsyn-post-episode-update-id3":"","libsyn-post-episode-release-date":"","libsyn-post-episode-simple-download":"","libsyn-release-date":"","libsyn-post-update-release-date":"","libsyn-is_draft":"","libsyn-new-media-media":"","libsyn-post-episode-subtitle":"","libsyn-new-media-image":"","libsyn-post-episode-keywords":"","libsyn-post-itunes":"","libsyn-post-episode-itunes-episode-number":"","libsyn-post-episode-itunes-season-number":"","libsyn-post-episode-itunes-episode-type":"","libsyn-post-episode-itunes-episode-title":"","libsyn-post-episode-itunes-episode-author":"","libsyn-destination-releases":"","libsyn-post-episode-advanced-destination-form-data":"","libsyn-post-episode-advanced-destination-form-data-enabled":"","libsyn-post-episode-advanced-destination-form-data-input-enabled":false,"libsyn-post-episode-premium_state":"","libsyn-episode-shortcode":"","libsyn-episode-embedurl":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1193],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nI thought I wanted a Pop-Tart - Greg and Jennifer Willits<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Podcasting since 2005 & Married 10 years longer than that. We're the original Catholic podcast couple. Come join us!\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/i-thought-i-wanted-a-poptart\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"I thought I wanted a Pop-Tart - Greg and Jennifer Willits\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Podcasting since 2005 & Married 10 years longer than that. We're the original Catholic podcast couple. Come join us!\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/i-thought-i-wanted-a-poptart\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Greg and Jennifer Willits\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:publisher\" content=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/thecatholicsnextdoor\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2008-12-13T13:40:53+00:00\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Jennifer\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"@gregwillits\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@gregwillits\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Jennifer\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/i-thought-i-wanted-a-poptart\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/i-thought-i-wanted-a-poptart\/\",\"name\":\"I thought I wanted a Pop-Tart - Greg and Jennifer Willits\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/#website\"},\"primaryImageOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/i-thought-i-wanted-a-poptart\/#primaryimage\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/i-thought-i-wanted-a-poptart\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"\",\"datePublished\":\"2008-12-13T13:40:53+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2008-12-13T13:40:53+00:00\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/#\/schema\/person\/c9b83fac4c0ec0e87f3767ec420ec0d7\"},\"description\":\"Podcasting since 2005 & Married 10 years longer than that. We're the original Catholic podcast couple. Come join us!\",\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/i-thought-i-wanted-a-poptart\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/i-thought-i-wanted-a-poptart\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/i-thought-i-wanted-a-poptart\/#primaryimage\",\"url\":\"\",\"contentUrl\":\"\"},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/i-thought-i-wanted-a-poptart\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"I thought I wanted a Pop-Tart\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/\",\"name\":\"Greg and Jennifer Willits\",\"description\":\"Podcasting since 2005 and married 10 years longer than that, Greg and Jennifer Willits provide your weekly dose of helping you navigate through YOUR adventures in Life, Family, and Ridiculousness by sharing our own.\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":\"required name=search_term_string\"}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/#\/schema\/person\/c9b83fac4c0ec0e87f3767ec420ec0d7\",\"name\":\"Jennifer\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/fb3ff98ad014fcb21550be9b206c02a0?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/fb3ff98ad014fcb21550be9b206c02a0?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"caption\":\"Jennifer\"},\"description\":\"Jennifer is married to Greg. They have five kids.\",\"sameAs\":[\"http:\/\/www.gregandjennifer.com\"],\"url\":\"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/author\/jennifer-willits\/\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"I thought I wanted a Pop-Tart - Greg and Jennifer Willits","description":"Podcasting since 2005 & Married 10 years longer than that. We're the original Catholic podcast couple. Come join us!","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/i-thought-i-wanted-a-poptart\/","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"I thought I wanted a Pop-Tart - Greg and Jennifer Willits","og_description":"Podcasting since 2005 & Married 10 years longer than that. We're the original Catholic podcast couple. Come join us!","og_url":"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/i-thought-i-wanted-a-poptart\/","og_site_name":"Greg and Jennifer Willits","article_publisher":"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/thecatholicsnextdoor","article_published_time":"2008-12-13T13:40:53+00:00","author":"Jennifer","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_creator":"@gregwillits","twitter_site":"@gregwillits","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"Jennifer","Est. reading time":"1 minute"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/i-thought-i-wanted-a-poptart\/","url":"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/i-thought-i-wanted-a-poptart\/","name":"I thought I wanted a Pop-Tart - Greg and Jennifer Willits","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/i-thought-i-wanted-a-poptart\/#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/i-thought-i-wanted-a-poptart\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"","datePublished":"2008-12-13T13:40:53+00:00","dateModified":"2008-12-13T13:40:53+00:00","author":{"@id":"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/#\/schema\/person\/c9b83fac4c0ec0e87f3767ec420ec0d7"},"description":"Podcasting since 2005 & Married 10 years longer than that. We're the original Catholic podcast couple. Come join us!","breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/i-thought-i-wanted-a-poptart\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/i-thought-i-wanted-a-poptart\/"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/i-thought-i-wanted-a-poptart\/#primaryimage","url":"","contentUrl":""},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/i-thought-i-wanted-a-poptart\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"I thought I wanted a Pop-Tart"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/#website","url":"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/","name":"Greg and Jennifer Willits","description":"Podcasting since 2005 and married 10 years longer than that, Greg and Jennifer Willits provide your weekly dose of helping you navigate through YOUR adventures in Life, Family, and Ridiculousness by sharing our own.","potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":"required name=search_term_string"}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/#\/schema\/person\/c9b83fac4c0ec0e87f3767ec420ec0d7","name":"Jennifer","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/fb3ff98ad014fcb21550be9b206c02a0?s=96&d=mm&r=g","contentUrl":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/fb3ff98ad014fcb21550be9b206c02a0?s=96&d=mm&r=g","caption":"Jennifer"},"description":"Jennifer is married to Greg. They have five kids.","sameAs":["http:\/\/www.gregandjennifer.com"],"url":"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/author\/jennifer-willits\/"}]}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/798"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=798"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/798\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/364"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}