{"id":798,"date":"2008-12-13T08:40:53","date_gmt":"2008-12-13T13:40:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/?p=798"},"modified":"2008-12-13T08:40:53","modified_gmt":"2008-12-13T13:40:53","slug":"i-thought-i-wanted-a-poptart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregandjennifer.com\/i-thought-i-wanted-a-poptart\/","title":{"rendered":"I thought I wanted a Pop-Tart"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t usually eat them. But today, I thought why not relive an old childhood pleasure.  My boys love to help themselves to this on some mornings.  I have taught them repeatedly about proper food storage.  They always respond &#8220;Yes Ma&#8217;am&#8221;.   I try to instill the values of being considerate for the person who comes after them.  They always respond &#8220;Yes Ma&#8217;am&#8221;.  I try to explain how certain foods require sealing from open air.  They always respond &#8220;Yes Ma&#8217;am.&#8221;    So, behold, the photos will share the results of my stellar parenting techniques.<\/p>\n<p>Mmm-mmm, that tasty breakfast treat.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-364\" src=\"http:\/\/thecatholicsnextdoor.newevangelizers.com\/files\/2011\/12\/p-640-480-7cb26e18-b75c-4109-81be-9aa38939ab83.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This can&#8217;t be good.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-364\" src=\"http:\/\/thecatholicsnextdoor.newevangelizers.com\/files\/2011\/12\/p-640-480-36b2c211-a246-4b19-8cc4-14e59ff98bb8.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p>My breakfast dreams begin to fade.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-364\" src=\"http:\/\/thecatholicsnextdoor.newevangelizers.com\/files\/2011\/12\/p-640-480-f694c2d5-f0be-4344-afdf-1ca6e3e7b101.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Eeewwwww.  I wonder how old this is.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-364\" src=\"http:\/\/gregwillits.com\/gregandjennifer\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/p-640-480-1103407d-dcf6-4b18-bdd8-423f0e5b11df.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t usually eat them. But today, I thought why not relive an old childhood pleasure. My boys love to help themselves to this on some mornings. I have taught them repeatedly about proper food storage. They always respond &#8220;Yes Ma&#8217;am&#8221;. 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