Caption this photo contest

I took this photo of Greg while he was checking his iPhone email while laying down. We WERE having a conversation. In fact, I just asked if he could help me out and feed our youngest son. I couldn’t help but notice his amazing ability to remain almost frozen in this exact position for several minutes. And then I looked even closer and noticed his eyes.

In all my years of seeing him sleep, I’ve never found him in this position before. So, just to make things a little fun, I thought I would open this photo up for a caption contest. So if you desire, go ahead and leave your caption blurbs in our comment section of this post!

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Jennifer

Jennifer is married to Greg. They have five kids.

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After all the work of working on The Catholics Next Door, plus running Rosary Army, and on top of that being dad to his four boys, its no wonder that Greg takes a snooze while checking his iPhone email!
Sweet Dreams, Greg! ~ Glad that you had a chance to rest!

I think he hit the ISnooze button.

caption:
“ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.”

Oh, this is far too good to pass up…….

iPhone: $299
Feather Pillow: $45
Flannel Shirt: $30
Jennifer having her own iPhone to capture moments like this: Priceless!!

SURFIN DE INTERNETS
YUR DOIN IT WRONG

This is your brain.

This is your brain with an iPhone.

Any questions?

Greg gives new iPhone sleep-aid app 2 snores up.

Greg tests Apple’s new off-line service: ‘ImmobileMe’

Saint Nicholas
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Dear Saint Nicholas

I would like for Christmas:

Peace on Earth
Christian unity,
End of abortion
culture of Life

Thank you kindly for everything,

Love,
Greg

P.S. What kind of cookies would you like for me to leave when you stop by?

IPhone – $299

Flannel PJ’s – $60

Millesimo Sheets – 1020 thread count – $1170

Sleep comfort bed – priceless

Waiting for Pope Benedict’s call. Waiting for Pope Benedict’s call. Waiting forzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Braking news iPhone use with Eyes closed! Congress pushes for laws banning reading mail while sleeping, public in danger.

It’s hard to top Fr. Roderick but it definitely looks like an iSleep application to me 🙂

“Who needs multitouch? I can browse my iPhone using THE POWER OF MY MIND.”

Greg hears this voice in his head…

Concentrate you must, if to turn the iPhone on with the Force you wish.

I am work on it! I am working on it!
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzz

I am going to sleeep early so that Santa can come early and so that I can make up for lost sleep when the baby arrives! 19 day early! 🙂

If you see this, your loved one may need an iphone intervention.
For further assistance, contact us at http://www.apples-are-only-fruit.org

There is rest for the weary…..’Come to Me, and I will give you rest…”

Like Midas, only frozen by his own obsession.

Iphone, Ifreeze…

New for the iPhone: The Nap App.

“If I close my eyes and count to three, those annoying unread e-mails will disappear magically by themselves.”

From the the label of your new mattress:
“Toxic fumes may suddenly incapacitate users.”

(Jen) – “This isn’t the iphone you are looking for”, (Greg) – “This…isn’t…the iphone….I’m looking for.” (Jen) – “You will put the Christmas tree wherever Jen wants it this year.” (Greg) – “I will put the Christmas tree wherever Jen wants it this year.”

Reminds me of a list I had emailed to me….

Top 10 things to say if you’re caught sleeping at your desk:
10. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
9. This is a fifteen-minute Power-Nap they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.
8. Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!
7. I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.
6. I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.
5. I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice yoga?
4. Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
3. The coffee machine is broken….
2. Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot….

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:
1. …In Jesus’ name, Amen.