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I took this photo of Greg while he was checking his iPhone email while laying down.  We WERE having a conversation.  In fact, I just asked if he could help me out and feed our youngest son.  I couldn’t help but notice his amazing ability to remain almost frozen in this exact position for several minutes.  And then I looked even closer and noticed his eyes.  

In all my years of seeing him sleep, I’ve never found him in this position before.  So, just to make things a little fun, I thought I would open this photo up for a caption contest.  So if you desire, go ahead and leave your caption blurbs in our comment section of this post!

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  1. Daniel S. Avatar
    Daniel S.

    After all the work of working on The Catholics Next Door, plus running Rosary Army, and on top of that being dad to his four boys, its no wonder that Greg takes a snooze while checking his iPhone email!
    Sweet Dreams, Greg! ~ Glad that you had a chance to rest!

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  2. Rich Avatar
    Rich

    I think he hit the ISnooze button.

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  3. Lama Avatar
    Lama

    caption:
    “ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.”

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  4. Chair City Dave Avatar
    Chair City Dave

    Oh, this is far too good to pass up…….

    iPhone: $299
    Feather Pillow: $45
    Flannel Shirt: $30
    Jennifer having her own iPhone to capture moments like this: Priceless!!

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  5. Jennifer Avatar
    Jennifer

    SURFIN DE INTERNETS
    YUR DOIN IT WRONG

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  6. Greg Avatar
    Greg

    This is your brain.

    This is your brain with an iPhone.

    Any questions?

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  7. Matthew S Avatar
    Matthew S

    Greg gives new iPhone sleep-aid app 2 snores up.

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  8. Fr. Roderick Avatar
    Fr. Roderick

    Greg tests Apple’s new off-line service: ‘ImmobileMe’

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  9. Alex deGuzman Avatar
    Alex deGuzman

    Saint Nicholas
    1 North Pole
    North Pole, Earth 00001

    Dear Saint Nicholas

    I would like for Christmas:

    Peace on Earth
    Christian unity,
    End of abortion
    culture of Life

    Thank you kindly for everything,

    Love,
    Greg

    P.S. What kind of cookies would you like for me to leave when you stop by?

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  10. Jim Avatar
    Jim

    IPhone – $299

    Flannel PJ’s – $60

    Millesimo Sheets – 1020 thread count – $1170

    Sleep comfort bed – priceless

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  11. Colin Principe Avatar
    Colin Principe

    Waiting for Pope Benedict’s call. Waiting for Pope Benedict’s call. Waiting forzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

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  12. Bob McWilliams Avatar
    Bob McWilliams

    Braking news iPhone use with Eyes closed! Congress pushes for laws banning reading mail while sleeping, public in danger.

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  13. Stfrancisgirl Avatar
    Stfrancisgirl

    It’s hard to top Fr. Roderick but it definitely looks like an iSleep application to me 🙂

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  14. Baroquem Avatar
    Baroquem

    “Who needs multitouch? I can browse my iPhone using THE POWER OF MY MIND.”

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  15. Doug M. Avatar
    Doug M.

    Greg hears this voice in his head…

    Concentrate you must, if to turn the iPhone on with the Force you wish.

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  16. artyi Avatar
    artyi

    I am work on it! I am working on it!
    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzz

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  17. artyi Avatar
    artyi

    I am going to sleeep early so that Santa can come early and so that I can make up for lost sleep when the baby arrives! 19 day early! 🙂

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  18. Leisa from Minnesoooota Avatar
    Leisa from Minnesoooota

    If you see this, your loved one may need an iphone intervention.
    For further assistance, contact us at http://www.apples-are-only-fruit.org

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  19. Donna Forgas Avatar
    Donna Forgas

    There is rest for the weary…..’Come to Me, and I will give you rest…”

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  20. pat scott Avatar
    pat scott

    Like Midas, only frozen by his own obsession.

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  21. pat scott Avatar
    pat scott

    Iphone, Ifreeze…

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  22. Mike Kuypers Avatar
    Mike Kuypers

    New for the iPhone: The Nap App.

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  23. Yvette Avatar
    Yvette

    “If I close my eyes and count to three, those annoying unread e-mails will disappear magically by themselves.”

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  24. Mary Ellen Avatar
    Mary Ellen

    From the the label of your new mattress:
    “Toxic fumes may suddenly incapacitate users.”

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  25. Dan Avatar
    Dan

    (Jen) – “This isn’t the iphone you are looking for”, (Greg) – “This…isn’t…the iphone….I’m looking for.” (Jen) – “You will put the Christmas tree wherever Jen wants it this year.” (Greg) – “I will put the Christmas tree wherever Jen wants it this year.”

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  26. Sully Avatar
    Sully

    Reminds me of a list I had emailed to me….

    Top 10 things to say if you’re caught sleeping at your desk:
    10. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
    9. This is a fifteen-minute Power-Nap they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.
    8. Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!
    7. I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.
    6. I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.
    5. I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice yoga?
    4. Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
    3. The coffee machine is broken….
    2. Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot….

    And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:
    1. …In Jesus’ name, Amen.

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  27. friarpark Avatar
    friarpark

    Our mattress is so comforta…ZZZZZZZZZ!

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  28. psocks Avatar
    psocks

    Quoting Jennifer
    “Quick…honey the kids are in bed…..Greg??….Greg????………..I guess we can forget the show notes!!

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  29. Stephanie Zimmerman Avatar
    Stephanie Zimmerman

    If anyone pinches my nose closed, I won’t be able to breathe!

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  30. Pat Curran Avatar
    Pat Curran

    Boy does this sound familar!

    “Greg Greg” Could you not stay awake, even one minute?

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