October 28

Loopholes – The Official Cereal of The Catholics Next Door

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Ever looking for a quick excuse to get out of something? Need to quickly avoid following Church teaching? Well now there’s a delicious new Loopholes (TM) Cereal! The Official Cereal of The Catholics Next Door!*

Mmm, mmm…tasty!

Thanks to our guests from the past couple of days:

*DISCLAIMER: Confessions not included. The Catholics Next Door take no responsibility if you do something stupid to avoid doing what you’re supposed to. Because this is a ridiculous day and age where some people take things too seriously, this is a complete joke and we highly recommend you don’t bother looking for loopholes to get out of Catholic teachings. Those teachings are good for you. Get used to it.

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Greg

Greg is married to Jennifer. They've got five kids.

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  • It was nice chatting with you on the show last week! Now I just want to know when you all are going to make the Loopholes commercial? I can’t wait to know what the nutritional value is. Where can I get my own box? Ha ha.

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